Saturday, September 3, 2011

Sandy Beaches

Me: Bryan* where's Sasha*? I can't believe she's not here with you!
Kendle: Miss Joe, we came to look at females tonight...we came to see some girls.
Me: Well, I know Bryan isn't. He already has one.
Bryan: Miss Joe, I ain't blind...the game ain't ova.
Me: It is for you!
Kendle: Well, it's like this, Miss Joe...it's like taking sand to the beach...
Me: ...but he already has sand!
Kendle: Who you here with, Miss Joe?
Me: Myself.
Kendle: Alright, I see ya, Miss Joe...didn't bring sand to the beach!
Me: Well, this is NOT my beach.
Kendle: IT COULD BE!
Me: NO SIR, IT CANNOT.

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