Single Lady

Student: We want to interview you to do a story on struggling teachers.

Me: I'm a struggling teacher?

Student: Like struggling like how much teachers make and can barely live...

Me: Oh...I'm not struggling, I'm single with no kids...I don't struggle. I live very comfortably.

Student #2: Miss Joe, you single? Oh, well, we can change THAT!!!

Me: **walks away shaking head**